fuzzicity

A quantitative determination of how fuzzy an object or animal is.
The value is based on a scale of 1 to 21 with 21 being the most fuzzy.

That chinchilla has a fuzzicity of 20.

Yo nappy roots got a low fuzzicity, fool!

I think we should throw out this bread, it is developing a fuzzicity.

by revolutio December 30, 2003

fuzz monkey

The Australian term for a pig.

Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

Fruzzy

A hibrid of Fried and Fuzzy.

eg I've been working the night shift and now I feel really fruzzy

by Richard Arachnid September 12, 2006

fuzz pocket

An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.

Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.

Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.

Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.

by faulpelz May 5, 2009

fuzzlesmack

The name of a dirty late night cartoon character that pisses off the Fuzz women of downtown smashlin. He routinely "searches" women with daddy issues out of the local pub called "smack-it". However due to fuzzles unique approach to women (seriously there's a book about it), his only tailtold sign that a women said "no!" is the quick flash as he ducks to avoid the famous 'Fuzzlesmack' as the off duty Fuzz women suddenly then stelleto's him to the ground... "I remmember you!"

a very stupid man getting Fuzzlesmacked by women!

by bexie91 February 5, 2010

Fruzzing

An obscure sexual act found mostly in the Western Caribbean, "fruzzing" is the utilization of immature or deceased rays (ie: stingrays, other members of the ray family) to elicit sexual pleasure by insertion of the "tail" into the anus. The tails are coated with a lubricant/jelly (traditionally made from nut oils) to protect the tender rectal flesh, although injuries are still very common. This practice seems to be primarily seen in underground sex clubs, where fruzzing is performed for the benefit of tourists; it is unclear how many people actually perform this type of act in their own home. Fruzzing is beginning to get more attention from local authorities and animal rights activists alike.

Fruzzing has led to serious injury and even death by perforating the rectum.

by Bulgar Wheat April 4, 2010

fruzzie

a friend who is also one's cousin

katelyn is my fruzzie!

by laxbro246589 November 8, 2010