Skip to main content

Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM
“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”
by citronic April 30, 2021
mugGet the Funny Wordmug.

Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021
mugGet the Funny moneymug.

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
by Cumprisun November 8, 2022
mugGet the Funny mustardmug.

Be Funny Now

A bug ridden, free to play mobile/“pc” game that died within 3 months after release. Was resurrected for a week when the developer re designed the game to be essentially quiplash 4, but proceeded to die a slow, painful death.
Person 1: Hey, do you play “be funny now?”

Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.

Person 1: Yiakes
by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 16, 2023
mugGet the Be Funny Nowmug.

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014
mugGet the funny liemug.

Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.
The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.
by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012
mugGet the Lazy funnymug.

poopis=funni

poopis=funni is told tom tell you that it actually tells you when it tells you to poopman69
by rmccam20 April 19, 2021
mugGet the poopis=funnimug.

Share this definition