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by fried oreo December 21, 2016

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese
by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.
Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!
Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!
Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!
by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017
