ethan

Slim Thick

woah look at ethan.. he's slim thick👅

by hayleelolol July 31, 2017

Ethan

A short ass faggot that has bald spots and has a chode

Ethan looks like a fucking retard chode

by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019

Ethan

A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.

Girl 1: “ he’s so hot “
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!

by Hebehehe February 28, 2019

Ethan

The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister

What an Ethan he’s so dumb

by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox

You degrade women like an Ethan.

by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

cunt.

ethan is a fucking cunt.

by MEOWTH3297205974 January 28, 2019