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Ethan

A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.
Girl 1: “ he’s so hot “
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!
by Hebehehe February 28, 2019
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Ethan

A giant dickhead after he lost his girl he’s started hitting his mom and lied about it never trust him. He will always act tough but on the inside he’s super emotional he knows what he did wrong but shows no remorse.
Ethan is a douchebag
by ZeroFile November 27, 2018
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Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
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Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020
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Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
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Ethan

Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy

P.f :)
U are a Ethan
by Piooo November 1, 2019
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Ethan

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!
by Kkaykla November 15, 2019
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