opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010

douet

A big-dicked Indian boy who is smooth with the ladies. He treats women with respect but once treated bad you'll regret. He is also very ambitious and successful; a perfect man.

I just saw douet in the hallway I am so wet right now

by barbie-xo July 12, 2017

dorito

my bae

i love dorito

by rebeccam1234x July 7, 2021

When in doubt pussy out

When you can't handle it... Get the fuck out!!!

when in doubt pussy out ok my main man...

by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016

South-doubt

being self-couscious about your *down there* ...another way to say "self-doubt"

That girl is so full of south-doubt. She wouldn't let me go down there and have a little fun.

by aggiebell July 20, 2008

doitch

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

by brittany December 28, 2003