deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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desert bubbles

Slang for when referring to a large group of flies all in one small confined space. This comes from the behavior of flies that replicate that of floating bubbles.
Dude, look at all of those desert bubbles moving around in my truck.
by Doodalota August 08, 2021
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Desert Ho

Similar to a Trifling Hoe - An immature female who is thirsty AF, likes to start drama only because she wants to ride the cock of another woman's man.
Damn! That Rose is a Desert Ho she be sliding into Leroy's DM's trying to cause trouble between him and Felicia.
by ballbustin October 04, 2022
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Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 12, 2024
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