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brain destroyer

Brain destroyer is a move or action that seems stupid and is meant to confuse an opponent/opposer.
It is similar to a mix-up, though it cannot be used interchangeably.

This phrase is generally associated with strategic disarray: making the opponent gain a false sense of security, and act when they don't expect it. (Expect the unexpected)
Northernlion: "And then he's like I don't know what the fuck is happening, so you throw him the brain destroyer."

(used in a Northernlion YouTube short, "Owning the batter in toy baseball" at roughly 0:41)
by iambek January 18, 2022
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Paper Towel Destroyer

A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?

Victor: Guess.

Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.

Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
by Umberto Guarvadez November 29, 2007
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destroy december

When you masturbate a certain amount of times according to the day during the month of December. Also a slight reward for participating in no nut November.
Dom: have you heard of Destroy December?
Joe: nah man what is it?
Dom: when you beat your meat the amount of times according to what day it is.
Joe: awesome I’m going to go so hard in December now!
Dom: shut the fuck up you have a vagina you bitch
by FuckMeInTheAssAndCallMeJerry November 22, 2017
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destroy dick december

A month after NO NUT NOVEMBER to pleasure yourselves and nut in yo girls picka. Kind of like a christmas gift.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about destroy dick december?
Person 2: Yes. I'm not gonna bust my nut until December.
by ligmaballsthooter November 5, 2018
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destro

by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.
{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.
by ima90sbb February 20, 2009
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Destroya

by Kevin Gregory January 12, 2009
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