dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

by games98092893 August 19, 2019

dance cleaning

where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.

"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."

by sksyes October 31, 2009

Solid Dance

A sexy dance perfom by your male partner, commonly done after a fruitful progress from excercise routine

Ali performed a solid dance to his GF

by ~illusionist~ June 1, 2010

Irish Dance

To empty ones bank account through the wonderful world of mutant sized Shirley Temple wigs, sparkly $3,000 dresses and oh yeah ... some dancing too.

Irish Dance will be the death of me, I'm on my second mortgage because my daughter needed yet another Gavin!

by IDer November 12, 2009

awkward dance

When two strangers walking in opposite directions meet and in an attempt to avoid bumping into each other they move in the same direction. They proceed to sway side to side in a dance-like fashion until they both step aside and continue walking.

Awkward dance. Ok, you go left, I'll go right.

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

dancing banana

the funniest damn buddy icon on the internet

All shall hail to the greatness of the dancing banana.

by Shawn P. October 29, 2004

wanna dance?

Often used when someone is about to bring it. The person about to receive it asks the giver if he wants to dance thus symbolizing the receivers readines and willing to bring it.

me-oh man jeremy ur asking for it!!!
jeremy-ohhhhhh yah u wanna dance mike?
me-lets do this shit corny asshole!!

by chug-a-lug house March 13, 2005