Dakota

The most amazing and perfect girl you’ll ever meet, she’ll make you smile when you don’t want to abs make everything feel great. She will listen when you need her to and gives great advice

She also has a fat bunda

Guy 1: look at her bunda it fuck fantastic

Guy 2: yea that’s Dakota

by Jonnylongshlong November 7, 2021

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Bad ass with a big dick.

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.

by Tlynn33 July 1, 2021

North Dakota

The best place to live……sometimes

North Dakota is cold.

by IsaacLloyd033 May 12, 2022

Dakota

Dakota is the most sweetest boy you will ever meet he loves anime, he is most likely to be freinds with anybody he is really positive . He has the prettiest eyes in the whole entire world . And the brightest smile . He has very green eyes . And has a lot of freinds . He’s most likely to get with a girl with blueish greenish eyes , and brown hair with some blonde . When he meets his girl he sees a future with he keeps her forever ... tell it ends .. if you know a Dakota your lucky !

Laci~ omg do u see Dakota.

Meg ~ yeah don’t u like that guy?!

Laci ~ OMG yes!!!!! He’s so cute !

by Aceeeeee67 December 19, 2020

Dakota

The goat.

Michael Jordan’s name should be Dakota.

by definitionboy December 10, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is the bestest friend you could ask for. she always checks up on you, makes nside jokes. shes a keeper. make sure that you do the same for her. she is sweet, intellegent, and smart.

person 1- is that dakota?
person2- yep! shes my bestfriend.
person 1- WOW! i heard about dakotas. do you think i can be her friend too?
person 2- ask her. im pretty sure she will say yes. she is very sweet,

by unknownshhh November 11, 2021

North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025