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Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.
I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023
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Spiritual Crystal

A non clear stone with Crystal properties, and the ability to store Spiritual Energy, that glows when lit by a light source.
The Spiritual Crystal glowed brightly. In thanks to the custom ring setting it was placed in, designed by the Creator and Owner of Renaissance Jewelry.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"
by Raderade December 5, 2009
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Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.
Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"
by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019
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Crystal Clear

When its really cold, the womans' nipples are piercing through her white tee shirt.
"her crystal clear nips were showing during class"
by jacky jack November 18, 2009
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crystal ball

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"
by cathlex May 27, 2009
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Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.
by Street Smart Psychic June 9, 2010
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