Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.

Man, I hate Hot Crapping.

by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016

yung.crippling.depression

A sad boy with a pug addiction

You know Gage, the guy who's Instagram page profile pics have only been pugs? He has yung.crippling.depression

by Wilkins Coffee May 1, 2018

toe clipping

Toe clippings are clippings from ones toe nails

Him:Look at the old mans toe clippings
Her: Ew, He must have AIDS!

by Akjehhj.123 April 1, 2019

catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail

Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping

by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020

Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 5, 2021

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

Braedon Crispino

Mid + fell off

Braedon Crispino: I am mid, I have fell off, and I have been ratio'd.

by EnglishPaper February 20, 2022