Cover Girl

The woman a male-homosexual pretends to date in order to hide his sexual orientation

Girl 1: "I just found out my ex-boyfriend is gay!"
Girl 2: "But weren't you just dating him a month ago?!?!"
Girl 1: "Yes. It turns out I was his Cover Girl."

by bgunwx July 3, 2008

conversatanist

Someone who is very quick witted and evil when speaking in a conversation.

Baka-Chan is a devious conversatanist

by Samuron October 28, 2003

Conversation Trap

Bumping into someone you want to avoid that ends up with them leading you into a lengthy conversation that you can't escape. It's a very subtle guilt trip. You awkwardly feel obligated to keep on listening to them, knowing well if you attempt to cut it short, you'll come off as some sort of inconsiderate asshole.

"I was just about to get on the elevator when I bumped into Gabby. I knew I've just stepped into a conversation trap. For 30 agonizing minutes she was bragging to me with her annoying voice about all her nieces' and nephews' accomplishments in grade school. GOD! I wish I had some Q-Tips so I can fucking punch them into my eardrums. At least I'd have an an excuse not to listen to her."

by Dr. Claw May 2, 2010

conversation killer

Words or phrases that one would use to "kill" a conversation. Usually with someone you really wouldn't rather be talking to or maybe even someone you do? The other person is busy doing something else or just doesnt wanna talk to you.

"lol"
"wow wait a go and kill the conversation, you are a real conversation killer"

"ha"
"would you like some fries with that converstation killer?"

"lol"
"aha"
"ha"
conversations dead ^

by lisha <3 April 1, 2011

fuck and cover

Having sex with an ugly man and then covering him up with a sheet.

"i cant believe you slept with him"
"i know! i had to fuck and cover"

by Elab September 21, 2009

conversation

Political speak for propaganda to a hostile public. Intended to imply that the party and the public are friends.

Political party: "We want to engage in the national conversation"
Religious cult, to followers: "Are you wondering how you can participate in the online conversation about us? Just follow these steps."

by Faraday August 19, 2009

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008