When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
Get the kickstand colonicmug. Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019
Get the Colon breathmug. A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
Get the Swiss Colonmug. Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or pushes ideologies that harm BIPOC. Ideologies being things like racism or stereotypes in media are fine, cultural appropriation isn’t a big deal, BIPOC are crybabies for educating people on history, etc.
It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from whte supremacy—an element of colonization.
No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.
So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.
It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from whte supremacy—an element of colonization.
No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.
So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.
Person1: Natives didn’t experience genocide what’re you talking about?
Person2: Over 95% of our people were wiped out with death tolls reaching 120 million from 1492 to now.
Person1: Whatever you’re just a crybaby with a victim complex.
Person2: Thank you for proving my point, colonizer.
Person2: Over 95% of our people were wiped out with death tolls reaching 120 million from 1492 to now.
Person1: Whatever you’re just a crybaby with a victim complex.
Person2: Thank you for proving my point, colonizer.
by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024
Get the Colonizer.mug. Is definitely a slur and one of the worst ones you can use against white people who’s ancestors were notorious colonizers that would enslave, genocide, wage war against, and rape entire races of people for profit, control, pleasure, because they could and what where you gonna do about it, and status.
As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
1.) Jeff from HR didn’t submit my discrimination report because he and the man who did this to me are both white colonizers.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
Get the White colonizermug. the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
Get the coloningmug. When you Administer an ecstasy pill, molly, or MDMA through the rectum for an exponentially extreme and long lasting high
by CreepMob March 7, 2024
Get the Colon Rollinmug.