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Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.
by anteater97 July 26, 2009
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Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH
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fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015
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Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"
by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022
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church tag

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.
Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...
by Loud&Local December 25, 2016
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church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.
"Don't be such a church wafer dude."
by s_c_t June 6, 2017
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chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic
Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.
by Tman27 April 13, 2019
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