cheeseburger and coffee

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee

by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010

Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

cheeseburger tribute

buying an extra cheeseburger from a fast food outlet, at lunchtime to give to a well respected senior colleague.

"ive been to the burger place. here's your cheeseburger tribute."

by the_jim May 12, 2014

cheeseburger

a stupid guy who is trashy

Mike brown was a cheeseburger

by crackavelli April 5, 2015

Cheeseburger

Ejaculating inside the anal cavity, creating the ultimate cheese burger. Two buns and meat covered in cheese.
A.K.A anal creampie

Guy: I could really go for a cheeseburger but have no money
Girl: lets make our own cheeseburger, just finish inside of my ass.

by Val-o-matic September 15, 2016

Cheeseburger mudslide

When two cheeseburger loving landwhales(fat asses) are fucking and one partner askes the other for a cheeseburger and that partner pulls an un-digested one out of their gaping asshole fresh off the mcasshole grill.

*land whales fucking*
"Oh baby oh yes"
"Baby I'm hungry can I get a cheeseburger mudslide?"
"Ohhhh sure cutie coming right up!"

by Gaki ass May 13, 2016

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger is a hamburger topped with cheese. Traditionally, the slice of cheese is placed on top of the meat patty, but the burger can include many variations in structure, ingredients, and composition. The cheese is normally added to the cooking hamburger patty shortly before the patty is entirely cooked, which allows the cheese to melt. As with other hamburgers, a cheeseburger may include toppings, such as lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, or bacon.

I love eating cheeseburgers

by Humle November 29, 2016