Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carson Wentz

Mediocre pussy.

The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."

by notasimpcity December 19, 2021

Carson

Bitchass , alcoholic , son of a bitch

Hey who’s that ?

That dood Carson .

Oh no .

Let’s go

by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020

Carson

Carson will break your heart. He will tell you he wants to be single but still toy you around just so he can feel better about breaking your heart. The end.

My heart is just shattered.
Was it because of Carson?

by yuhyuhyuhhbh November 23, 2021

carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

carson wu

carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things

carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things

by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022