Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 7, 2019

Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".

"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."

by Serisin December 12, 2017

canadian greta

the canadian water girl autumn peltier

yo bro did you see canadian greta at parliament

by sea walrus February 23, 2020

canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet

I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet

by pd9000 December 3, 2017

canadian mudpie

The act of two females shitting inside each other’s asses and then proceeding to complement each other.

Bro, these two girls did a Canadian mudpie in front of me last night!

by Children’s Place magazine December 9, 2017

Canadian Hotbox

When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.

Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.

by Hella-high-Canadian March 11, 2018