Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.

Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.

by superminun October 18, 2018

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 25, 2019

canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

by snagglesnark March 20, 2014

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 09, 2018

Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016

canadian waterfall

When you jerk your meat above your girls mouth and let the cum flow smoothly out your dick.

I'm about to do a Canadian waterfall on your ass.

by I'm 2nd.0 July 18, 2017

Canadian Blower

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.

Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.

by 123bdk February 24, 2021