A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.
Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"
Bortus: "I do."
Klyden: "We must have more!"
(Bortus presses a button)
Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
Bortus: "I do."
Klyden: "We must have more!"
(Bortus presses a button)
Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025
Get the FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.mug. It's only a cigarette
by David Broke September 11, 2022
Get the it's just a cigarettemug. To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
Get the Smoke a Cigarettemug. Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!
by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020
Get the Cigarettesmug. To inhale smoke from something, especially a cigarette. The detective took a drag on his last cigarette and then crushed the butt beneath his heel.
by Marquinh0 October 17, 2020
Get the a drag of cigarettemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Get the New York Police Departments And Cigarettesmug. by Slevenklevra July 25, 2019
Get the Electric Jazz Cigarettemug.