carl azus

Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.

Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*

by George_urmom December 09, 2021

special carl

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.

Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.

by A burrito September 03, 2015

Carl Diamonds

American Rap Artist from Washington,D.C.

"Oh my god it's Carl Diamonds"

by XXL July 27, 2017

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 14, 2017

Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Carl Andrei

ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333

PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!

Basta panget si Carl Andrei yan. Charizzz

by RTIYC December 30, 2021

Carl August

An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash

Carl August is dum

by bin osama June 01, 2022