Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
Get the The Texas Carlmug. The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.
This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.
by A burrito October 18, 2015
Get the special carlmug. by larva123 February 5, 2020
Get the The nasty carlmug. Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018
Get the Carl the Legendmug. ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333
PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333
PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!
by RTIYC December 30, 2021
Get the Carl Andreimug. by bin osama May 31, 2022
Get the Carl Augustmug. by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018
Get the Classic Carlmug.