Brangelina

A baby-adopting, high fashion, chateau-dwelling force of nature that has starred in hundreds of films and dated/been married to approximately half the population of Hollywood.

Formerly, "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie."

Taiwanese village woman (TVW) #1: "I heard that Brangelina might be passing through here in a couple of days..."

TVW #2: "Quick! Somebody hide the orphans!"
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Jennifer Aniston's hit list:

1. Perez Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. BRANGELINA!!!!

by adoptmebrangelina March 5, 2009

Branching out

The act of shagging outside of your local parish.
Travelling to the next village for shag

I’m branching out lads... I hear there’s a fine filly in the next village

by You’re too young September 7, 2018

Banging one out

When you have had a stressful week and you take it out on your wife against a concrete wall

Jeff's was banging one out on his wife, whilst she was pressed against a concrete wall, as Jeff did not get the promotion at work which has significantly stressed him

by Not gay just happy March 31, 2020

Side Banging

Side Banging is the emo verison of head banging where instead of violently shaking the head up and down, the emo swings his head back and forth, looking as if he's saying no. Under no condition is side banging ever acceptable.

Side Banging is the queer cousin to Head Banging.

That loser thinks he's big shit cause he side bangs, but he's just a wannabe.

Side banging is the emo verison of heavy metal headbanging

by Trollkodze Makes Me Laugh March 21, 2010

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.

Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.

by cristolin March 7, 2011

poor bragging

Complaining (bragging) that you are "poor" when, by the definition of poor / poverty, you aren't remotely poor. Complaining that you can't afford something you want, which, in your mind, makes you poor.

I can't afford tickets to Beyonce's concert because I'm soooooo poor! - Tweeted from my iPhone 6s. # poor bragging

by Rj19972000 September 14, 2016

Fence-Banging

V; A rather intense form of head banging used by moshers in the pits at Brutal Metal concerts. The moshers all line up against a fence, and head bang into it, tearing up their faces, spraying blood everywhere, and in some cases, dying. Usually accompanied by a visit to the ER right after the concert.

Person 1:

"Why is your face all fucked up?"

Person 2:

"I was Fence-Banging at the WCWBT concert last night."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 22, 2008