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Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner
I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop
by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019
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BISHOP

by GILLAMACHOE November 5, 2025
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Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.
Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL
by Ground Lamb December 22, 2023
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abony bishop

The person who catches feelings for the wrong people
by Jayne12345 August 30, 2017
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ellie bishop

someone who put everyone and everything else before their selves, someone who cares deeply for the people they love and find so much joy in the small things, and someone who looks hot asf in any outfit
did you see that girl who interrogated me in Ncis today? She so hot !

That’s Ellie bishop !
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Bishop Ireton

Though it has seen better days in the pat, BIHS is still the best high school in Alexandria. Students here are not stuck up like the douchebags at EHS and SSSAS. They aren't poor like the hoodlums from TC. They are Well-rounded, down to earth, known for for their elite athletic teams such as the girls basketball and boys tennis teams. Students here are some of the most high-quality in the DC area, unlike the EHS students (parents don't love them) or the SSSAS kids (too busy playing sports at D3 liberal arts schools). Don't even get me started on "Zaga" kids. Whatever the fuck they have going on there needs to be stopped.
Girl: O shit you go to Bishop Ireton?
Ireton Student: Yeah
Girl: Have sex with me.
by Alexandriatruther March 30, 2025
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Bishop

The best, most perfect, most smartest person alive. He also has a 9 inch cock.
He is a very Bishop person.
by Yes it’s 9 inches March 5, 2021
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