Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches March 06, 2018
by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.
Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!
Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!
Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012
an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch
by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021
by Potatocheespart June 03, 2018