Backwards Beekeeper

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.

Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

by The Backwards Beekeeper September 25, 2010

Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 24, 2022

backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

Backwards Triangle

Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.

Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?

by bricktileflavouredsoda February 15, 2022

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’

Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger

by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021