BMW

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.
dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?
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BMWs are normally seen from the front as you are always going to slow .. Even when your not, the true king of undertaking
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you got a epic bmws
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by Dcsofes December 08, 2015
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Brush My Wallet
Bankrupt My Wallet
Bust My Wallet

The Douchebags's favorite when it comes to luxurious cars.
Hey James! Charlie bought a use BMW!
Oh shit... In 1 week, the only thing he's gonna say is I Bankrupt My Wallet.
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I like my women how i like my cars BMW
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He took his pants off and had a hot BMW.
So I took it for a ride.
by Peepgame April 14, 2019
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