chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is

what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.

by the original chunky biscuit January 26, 2012

Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014

Farm biscuit

Corn feed girl ugly as hell

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!

by Wizzidy January 26, 2015

Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014

cinnamon biscuit

A cinnamon biscuit is when in the middle of sex with a partner, you throw cinnamon in their face, and then surprise them with anal sex while they are distracted.

I totally cinnamon biscuited this chick last night and now she won't call me back, but it was amazing, like banging a Christmas cookie.

by DogsWithPocketSand November 11, 2017

Dropping Biscuits

Taking multiple shits throughout the day.

Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.

Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.

by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018