gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

dune beater

A dune beater is somebody who performs lewd acts on themselves while at a public beach. Usually they are hidden in and around the scrub, bush or in the sand dunes waiting for unsuspecting victims to fap over.

Hey Julie, look there’s a dune beater having a wank in the bush over there. Don’t get too close.

by Dune Beater 1962 January 30, 2020

egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Woman beater

A woman beater is someone who baits, calls his partner names and then when she retaliate it gives him an excuse in his mind to strangle, attack, suffocate, throw down stairs and to smash her belongings Then he rings his mother and friends and makes out she is crazy so no one will believe her.

Ryan Hartill is a woman beater and an abuser. He beat his girl friend and called her names about her body and looks after she had breast cancer.

by Awoken now August 13, 2022

Beater

6th most powerful n-word user of the great 8 n-word wielders. His secret ability is said to be sneak.

He dropped the n-word in the room with a lot of people around and people started dying only 1,5 minutes after. Could he have been the legendary Beater?

by semen_goblin February 14, 2019

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016