The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
Get the Castlevania: The Adventuremug. Six Flags Great Adventure is a place where 13 year old Jersey Boys shank other people with a knife for fun. Oh, and you are almost fucking guaranteed to get into an accident there.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to the Haunted Castle?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!
by thoosieretard November 28, 2023
Get the Six Flags Great Adventuremug. Describes a person who possesses the three essential resources for meaningful travel and exploration: health, wealth, and time. Being adventure-equipped means not just dreaming about experiences — but having the actual capacity to pursue them.
She says she wants to hike Patagonia someday, but she’s not adventure-equipped — no PTO, bad knees, and barely making rent.
by Briton Phillip September 6, 2025
Get the Adventure-Equippedmug. A place where clowns take little children to play in the dark basement, filled with lots of lolipops and hot dogs.
by Goldvenom June 21, 2012
Get the Adventure Housemug. Have sex with someone in a rare place like the edge of a cliff or the roof of a building risking your life
by Big daddy grip December 2, 2021
Get the exotic adventuremug. The re-release of the original dream cast game, which changed the Chao garden and ruined it for everyone by changing the dark Chao garden, removing the mountain, the cave, the cage and the tree branch and instead made the garden bland . It also revamped the Chao nursery, in which the principle is not actually the principle and the real principle is a grey statue in the background
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle:
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!
by Masterg1 November 7, 2023
Get the Sonic Adventure 2 Battlemug. by ticklethepickle09 November 28, 2021
Get the Backseat Adventuresmug.