Solana Anxiety Disorder

A highly contagious condition in the trenches where your mental health is fully tethered to SOL price action. Victims of SAD suffer from extreme FOMO during pumps, instant depression when they jeet too early, and random bursts of hopium when a random CTO on Twitter says “$500 EOY.” Common behaviors include panic-selling bottoms, setting alarms for every 1% move, and telling yourself you’ll DCA but actually going all-in on leverage. Side effects: dry mouth, chart-induced migraines, and screaming “WAGMI” while coping in Telegram. The only known cure is touching grass or migrating to stablecoins, but let’s be real—most SAD holders just reload Phantom and pray for the next bull run.

“Doctor said I don’t need meds, I just need to stop leverage trading — classic Solana Anxiety Disorder diagnosis.”

by Dr. Jeet August 29, 2025

ammo anxiety

The fear of wasting craftable bullets in a video game.

player 1: Should i waste my silver bullets on this tough enemy or stick it out and use musket bullets? I CAN'T DECIDE.

player 2: i think player 1 has ammo anxiety.

by Qwello May 16, 2020

Outfit-Anxiety

When you're stressing about what to wear to an event, or even some every day thing.

I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!

by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023

refrigerator anxiety

The fear of being judged of what or how much you put in the refrigerator by someone else

I have refrigerator anxiety with my roommate because I don’t want her to judge me with what I put in the refrigerator.

by STE8 January 11, 2020

Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".

Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."

by 404_Lost December 20, 2018

deprismal anxiety

the condition in which you have depression, autism, and anxiety, and this, is obviously something you don't want

Guy 1: hey do you want to go to the town to watch the depressed dude and practice our social skills?
guy 2: no sorry I have deprismal anxiety
Guy 1: Is that even a real condition?
Guy 2: Well I'm not a doctor, are you?

by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020

Anxiety Vitamin

Something or situation that synthesizes anxiety that’s necessary to function in the social world.

“Coffee is my anxiety vitamin.” “Presenting is an anxiety vitamin, but I have to do if I want to move up at work to show face and be well liked.”

by Haveacupcake October 5, 2021