Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
Get the desert crustmug. by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018
Get the cheesy crustmug. Verb - to crust something
To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"
To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"
Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?
by Chadders66 April 5, 2011
Get the Crustmug. When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.
Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019
Get the rust in my crustmug. by LizintheHall September 23, 2023
Get the tuna no crustmug. by the puss poumder August 31, 2017
Get the middle crustmug. by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022
Get the Crust powermug.