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jon zito

A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.
Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!

Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
by Jon Zito August 24, 2016
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Jon Lord

One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.
Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."

Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"
by IamLuca July 7, 2021
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bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333
friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍
by bi0nca April 21, 2019
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jon roton

mcnoalds ceo
wow that guy is jon roton,.,./
by not jon roton March 24, 2021
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Jon bovi

Apart of a epic band
Yo have you heard of Jon bovi
by Jon bovi lover March 16, 2020
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jon man

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017
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Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.
You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.
by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023
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