Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell
Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom
by JafaCake007 February 08, 2021
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Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
by ItsHCS July 28, 2023
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callum salmon

that guy is such a callum salmon
by urmumisfruity January 09, 2022
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Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.
I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.
by Obidexterous May 05, 2011
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callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton
by louroo215 July 15, 2017
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Callum Elphinstone

This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen
by January 24, 2022
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Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023
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