perhaps one of the most joked about tragedy (see the holocaust for similar results) and every time it tends to be funny as fuck for reasons we are unsure of.
me: *watching a meme compilation*
* a clip of a plane flying into the twin towers on the date of 9/11 2001 plays*
hey watch yo jet bro... WATCH YO JET!
*EXPLOSION*
* a clip of a plane flying into the twin towers on the date of 9/11 2001 plays*
hey watch yo jet bro... WATCH YO JET!
*EXPLOSION*
by burnt waffle headass December 06, 2018
A sad day where america lost 2,998 people. Where the World Trade Center and The Pentagon was attacked with airplanes.
by everydayimsteppingonabeach April 01, 2015
Everything written after 9 p.m. local standard time (emails, texts, Facebook messages, etc.) must be approved by an objective party in order to prevent the sender's potentially profound regret the following morning.
Example A
Mike: I still love her, man. That's it, I'm sending her a text right now to tell her.
Aaron: Whoa there. It's 11:30, the Rule of 9 is in effect. Hand over the iPhone.
Example B
Alison: My boss is such a bitch. I can't take it anymore, I'm sending in my resignation right now.
Jill: Rule of 9; back away from the laptop. You'll thank me in the morning.
Mike: I still love her, man. That's it, I'm sending her a text right now to tell her.
Aaron: Whoa there. It's 11:30, the Rule of 9 is in effect. Hand over the iPhone.
Example B
Alison: My boss is such a bitch. I can't take it anymore, I'm sending in my resignation right now.
Jill: Rule of 9; back away from the laptop. You'll thank me in the morning.
by PookiePookiePookie Mama July 26, 2011
by Dan90 August 16, 2009
Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK
by friendly neighborhood otaku December 09, 2019
when buying an ounce of cocaine divided into eight 3.5g bags, the ninth bag is free...a discount of one free 8 ball per ounce.
by Mr.SmokingTree April 10, 2011
The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"
Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"
Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.
Anita: I was online yesterday lookin for dick pics, and I went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao
by theinternetisadangerousplace October 08, 2009