December 2nd

National slap a Gabe day!

Me: hey Gabe.....
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!

by Disenfectant December 2, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day when religitard and Con-servatives gather around public place (in Indonesia, they gather in Monas) and make some mess

There is so much complain during December 2nd: Traffic jam, Re-routed Public Transportation, and phony buzzers on social media due to Con-servatives

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

July 2nd

A horrible day in which we don't speak of especially around you know who. Common terms used to refer to it are "judgment day, "day of reckoning" and "no more phone day"

Hey man did you hear about what happened last July 2nd, we should take a moment of silence.

by DoorRevoked March 31, 2020

april 2nd

fool appreciation day. the day where all fools who fell for april fools pranks are respected.

it’s your day! its april 2nd, april fools fool’s appreciation day!

by emzykj March 3, 2020

May 2nd

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020

2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office

Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism

by Stemsize June 17, 2020