March 1 is today
by National day official March 01, 2021
by paulisafail April 07, 2011
January 6, 2021, a day of infamy during which an army of dumb fucks attempted and failed a coup of the United States.
"On 1/6, the adherents of an orange neon god stormed the U.S. Capitol Building, trashed it, and sent the Senate and House of Representatives fleeing to safety; five people died, one of them a police officer."
by Bugszy January 09, 2021
by Bazzterd April 09, 2008
by Crazypixel February 18, 2017
A Soviet Heavy Tank Made Out Of Stalinium. Fires Pure Stalinium Shells That Can Pierce Even A Panzer IV Tank. Use It to scare Hans and Fritz
Hans: Hey Fritz Doesn’t That Look Like A KV-1?
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
by Hero Of The Soviet Union December 19, 2019
National get railed day: this is a day where you get railed, pretty self explanatory. If your birthday is on this day you a freak freak.
by lolnothasgay October 20, 2019