Sage

A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.

Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.

by wrexham July 22, 2022

Sage

Sage is a mysterious and weird guy. He likes a lot of Pokémon and bayblade for his age. He also likes to crack a good jokes for the right person. Even though he’s super smart he pretty lazy about doing his work instead he’ll want to watch gammers on youtube and mess with all hundred of the bayblade pieces he have. His love language is giving. Besides his well put personality he is bit of a perv. He super tall with a wonky stand. He walks with a beat that matches the pace of your heart. He can be pretty distant when he want to,but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have.

“Bruh y’all just didn’t hear sage?”

by Thickmammas January 27, 2023

Sage

a very awesome guy that has a giant dick and also shares his address online a lot for some reason

"his shlongs so big that its dragging on the floor"
" yeah thats sage"

by K PlayZ Roblox April 30, 2023

sage

sage is so hot

if your name is sage rail me hottie xoxo

bitch one : Omg me and sage r dating LoL
bitch two : suck my dick L

by PUSI MI KURAC LOLL November 26, 2021

Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.

"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."

by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024

sage

Very cold; frigid

Derived from "Ice Age".

Girl: "This December isn't very sage?"

by Zoey Alexandria December 14, 2023

sage

A girl who's fake and has no real friends because of how she treats others. Ugly on the inside. Heart of ice. Drops her friends for no reason at all other than because they don't do what see days and she can't get her way. Angry, hateful, immature, rude. Gets others to handle her problems.

There's Sage! She's such at brat!

by NoNameNoNumberNoFriends November 02, 2017