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Cranford Guys

They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
by lastloss November 5, 2023
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stupid penis guy

Me.
by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023
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skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock
"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."
by justalilguy November 7, 2023
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Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".
Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍
by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023
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yo guys im ali rate the drip

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by pepezi November 11, 2023
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fall guys kid

Sucks at the game and has 0 father, also 4 years old and probably named Jack
Kid: RAAAAHHH FALL GUYS IS AMAZING KID IM A FALL GUYS KID
by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023
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Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
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