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Kosher Beans

An amalgamation of "Everything's Kosher" and "Cool beans".

Used to communicate that you agree and all's good.
-Yo, we still going to the bar tonight?
-Yeah bro. I'll roll by at around 9 to pick you up.
-Kosher Beans.
by CoBludIt August 17, 2022
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Bean

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive
by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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Bean

He’s a solid bean.

Gets all the ladies.

Staying strong through no nut November,
Looks like Clay Jenson from 13 reasons why (very slightly I don’t care if you can’t see it)
On route to destroy the A9 unit💪🏽.
That’s bean right there, fighting the A9 unit!
by 1409real name November 1, 2019
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile
In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;
by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019
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Bill Bean

Bill bean is a very sweaty cheese TOASTIE and plays fortnite 230 hours a day also he uses anonymous mode cuz he thinks hes a streamer but someone got more views stamping his foot than his fortnite montages
Hes very sweaty he must be a bill bean
by Jesus Dad August 15, 2019
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