life

person1: here you go a tiket

mam_ yayy

mam_ i hit the lato

person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one

mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs

homeless man_ can i have some change

the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run

white cop: mam i need you to step out the car

mam: fuck off

white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo

every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket

by kokokokooookokokjhubnmlkubjfhg November 21, 2022

Life

A place we are living through bodies god gave us, followed by heaven or hell after dying.

James : Man, my life is so hard I can't take this anymore!!
Emma : Don't worry, I'll kill you in a moment or two so you don't have to worry about work anymore.

by Coffee.exe April 25, 2022

life

my sister keeps telling me to get one but there not in stores

Get a life, nerd

by yule lads August 24, 2022

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Life

A p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, kinda nice.

he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.

" Life is secretly a cat. "

by hireath. September 13, 2020

Half life 2 episode 3 real

It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.

man this half life 2 episode 3 real isnt real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

Set for life

When your parents go to Las Vegas.

I got set for life then my parents went.;

by EddieBrock5 October 27, 2023