I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Kosher Beans

An amalgamation of "Everything's Kosher" and "Cool beans".

Used to communicate that you agree and all's good.

-Yo, we still going to the bar tonight?
-Yeah bro. I'll roll by at around 9 to pick you up.
-Kosher Beans.

by CoBludIt August 17, 2022

Bean Chad

To look like a bean and smell like a bean.
And wear your hat backwards like a cool guy.

Johnathan : Bean chad never lets me eat lunch!

Vasya : Damnit Taras!

by 2 left boots November 12, 2020

King Bean

A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying

Wow King Bean is so sad

by stosef jalin January 20, 2022

bean.

largely called this by people. idk.

Savy is such a bean.
savy: Wtf jayden

by aparently im a bean😐 May 25, 2021

Beans

Beans are edible and totally not a drug

U ate all mah beans bro wtf

by Beansboy420 April 1, 2022

bean smusher

A racial term for a Mexican that is of illegal residence in the US

I ran into my dad's old buddy Ricardo the other day, that dirty bean smusher

by NateB456 December 24, 2016