by The Calculator April 20, 2018
Get the i got the slapsmug. by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019
Get the Slap ass daymug. "I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."
by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016
Get the Trunk Slapmug. When a player is so consumed with pleasure from defeating an opponent that they ejaculate into their hand then slap the loser in the face said hand.
by KJ_Dean July 18, 2024
Get the White hand slapmug. This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day
Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more
Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more
by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022
Get the Slap a kid daymug. The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
Get the Chris-slappedmug. A sexual act where a woman has the helm of her vagina slapped by the three primary fingers while the pinky is bent and covered by the thumb.
by ModernEnglishEducation June 10, 2019
Get the Kiki Slapmug.