hi girly pop

A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.

Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.

Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…

Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo

by girlypopgold June 25, 2025

Wisconsin Tootsie Pop

Your partner puts on a bunch of deodorant and you have to lick it all off and then eat their ass immediately afterwards

Spongey me boy get the deodorant ready I’m ready for the Wisconsin tootsie pop-Eugene Krabs

by LemonJuice58 August 18, 2025

Norwegian Cake Pop

The act of eating a light bulb, gagging yourself to puke it out, glueing it back together and then shoving it up someone else's asshole and then eat it again and restart the process.

"Yo twin i'm bored you Norwegian Cake Pop each other real quick."

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop November 12, 2025

Sniffing The Pop

The act of riding your pointer finger (fingering your butt) and smelling the finger.

I couldn’t help myself from sniffing the pop last night

by Throck octavious January 21, 2026

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Over the shoulder pussy pop

A chick hits the split on the dick does a backflip headbutts your dick then sucks you off does another backflip and jumpes on your shoulder and you eat her until she cums

Broo she did the over the shoulder pussy pop last night!!!!!

by Jquellen January 24, 2017

Kansas City Cork Pop

When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant

My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.

by KoolKale99 June 27, 2019