Water bug

Similar to a Mud Cricket, only the female jumps boat to boat getting drunk and getting railed. You can find her with dueschbags in big wake boats or Expensive pontoons bought with daddy’s credit card

Bruh, I would fuck with her, she may be hot but she’s a Water Bug

by Fishinboy July 28, 2020

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Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

by Furlite July 27, 2025

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gallon of water over you

To be one step ahead or one level above someone

Guy 1: I just got a B+ on the test
Guy 2: I got an A+, I got a gallon of water over you
Guy 1: You still ugly though

by A jar of red pickles March 18, 2024

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This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

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