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Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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Slut butter

Black butter is defined as when somebody thinks you’re pronch. like when you’re friends with husband and wife and then the husband calls you slept butter and the wife says now you guys are friends he likes you as a friend now.
How’s it going slut butter?
by Yodafoxy May 13, 2023
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Butter

An authentic item or individual that has generic alternatives like margarine, but none really measure up to the original
An actual cop is butter, where a mall cop is margarine.
by theHooniglen August 8, 2020
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no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020
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Furry Butter

The greasy material that is built up over time inside a fur suit that has not been cleaned for a prolonged period of time, as often happens. You can eventually scrape it with a knife to get a swath of butter.

It is made up of sebum, sweat lipids, keratin debris from flaking skin, and bacterial/fungal growth.
You better clean that suit - I can smell the furry butter buildup from here.
by anon gamer September 9, 2025
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BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?
by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021
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peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
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