if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Fish Fort

One of the top seafood restaurants in the Philippines. Specifically located at Solis Street, Iloilo City in the Visayas Region. Known for it's wide array of seafood dishes. From the usual Tuna, Milk fish, Tilapia and upto the Marlins. Whether you like it fried, steamed or whatever way you like your fish done.

You haven't been to the Philippines if you didn't get a chance to taste the Sugba Bangus (grilled milkfish) at Fish Fort Restaurant.

by rey-j May 8, 2011

Fishing Addiction

A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.

"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Reddit Fishe

A female Redditor who identifies as Undyne from Undertale. They can be found easily on Reddit. They're an endangered species, only one left in the wild. The person posting this is the Reddit Fishe.

Guy: Oh no, you've summoned the Reddit Fishe!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!

by FeralSol June 4, 2022

fish+fish=1

have you heard 1+1=2? well your just a noob cause the awnser is fish! but according to non-sense we can take it futher, behold! fish+fish=1!!!!

person1: hey have you heard of 1+1=fish
person2: ya why?
person1: theres this new thing fish+fish=1

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

Fish

A slimy sea creature with dick sucking lips and hicks try to catch them with poles. Can also be used as a joke or to describe the smell of a girl's vagina. They make very good fleshlights aswell.(the ones without teeth)

Example 1:

Gawddaym bill I just caught me a fish the Size of my wifes honkers.

Example 2:

Man 1: hey man do you like fishsticks?
Man 2 (Kanye west): hell yeah I love fishsticks.
Man 1: what are you... a gay fish?
Man 2 (Kanye west): SHUT THE FUCK UP I AINT NO GAY FISH DAWG IM STRAIGHT AS A PENCIL AND YEAH I LOVE FISHSTICKS, I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH BUT I AINT NO GAY FISH BITCH.

Example 3:

Dude... I fucked that girl last night and her vagina smelt like fish.

Example 4:
Mmmmmmyep ima put my dick I'm this fish mouth. *dead fish sounds* ohhh yeah *slap slap squish* shiiiit *wet noises"

by Mr. Postpartum March 30, 2022

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025