tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Tits

tits is a tits defined from tits

tits is tits tits is tits

by ore wa oppai May 9, 2021

National Tit Pic day

Use this wisely

Me: hey it's national tit pic day
Her: thank you, here you go

by Santal amber July 6, 2022

No tits

This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

A: "Hey, I'm going to message him!"
B: "No tits, you won't"

by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022

tit ditch

The voided out space between tits aka the sternum area

Let me motorboat that tit ditch!

by St1ckkman July 18, 2022

Tits out Thursday

When you simply free your tits on a Thursday, let them breathe bitch.

let them breathe, Its Tits out Thursday

by vomitkitten88 July 20, 2022

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022