dirty mads

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.

My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.

by Mcre May 10, 2020

dirty hawaii

Shitting in the ocean in Hawaii and eating it before anyone notices

Man>fuck I just dirty Hawaiied and I don’t feel so good
Girl> damn you need some pepto

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018

Dirty Arnold

When you shit in your hand and then wipe it on someone's ear.

He fell asleep with his shoes on and woke up with a dirty arnold.

by Wlecompte August 29, 2017

dirty ritchie

When 2 gay movers get caught having sex on a homeowners bed

Karen Walker caught Geno giving Bryan a dirty Ritchie on her bed when they were supposed to be loading it in the moving van

by Cede May 18, 2017

Dirty Jeanna

When a girl takes her dildo and fucks your girlfriend before you do with a huge cock

I went to get some drinks and when I got back dirty Jeanna already pulled her trick

by Bc creampie November 24, 2020

Dirty Billy

when a sweaty Greek man inserts his cock into a sheep's ass while using a zooper dooper wrapper as a condom then after ejaculating 16 times the sheep becomes pregnant and shits out a middle aged black man.

I was really bored last night after my misso ate my mum so i did a dirty Billy.

by CumMuncher6969 May 23, 2023

Dirty frisbee

The act of shitting on your partners chest and sitting on it so it is flat and compact. Then flinging it to each other like a frisbee.

Sam and Mary played with their dirty frisbee all night.

by Barry Fitzbucklestench July 28, 2012