scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard

That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020

T. B

This bollock

Look at T. B over there

by Kalipso02 February 11, 2020

T Nug

The nug is that absolute legend in the group. Maybe he isn't a massive player like some others. But that's not his role. His role is to make sure that others have a good time, rather than himself

Yo at the party last night Ben was T Nug, clearing up all our mess!

by Cheeky sandwich November 4, 2015

t ttttynih3rd tnyc

when you decide to give your keyboard a high five.

computer: *actually loads something* person: *gives the computer a high five* computer: t ttttynih3rd tnyc

by hteytehtyehtyeht January 21, 2021

T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 30, 2019

T diddle

A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.

Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle

by A D O N February 11, 2019

Pull a "T"

The action of telling a lie, where the results of the truth literally wouldn't have made a difference. Whereas, the lie, was utterly pointless and caused more problems than the truth.

"Hey man, are you home?"
"No, I'm not home"
*Finds out they really are home, they are just raking the leaves*
"Damn dude, I can't believe you'd Pull a "T" on me like that."

by DJEagle April 20, 2018