Lynx Point Siamese cat

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass

"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"

by Shittedonem July 12, 2021

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.

by big phat phart June 7, 2015

i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009

a cat in a rocking chair factory

to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"

I am nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.

by Joyce Chan June 1, 2006

cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.

by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007

two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008