Alibaster Face

A face you make when taking a wide dump, The facial expression lasts about 15 minutes after the deed is done.

Dj Half Ton: Man, WTF! who dropped this loaf in the toilet,

Friend 2: I dont know but I just saw Jimmy walking with a alibaster face

Dj Half Ton: Let me see, Oh yeah, he sure does have an Alibaster Face

by Boneyt May 21, 2009

Giblet face

One that has flaps of skin randomly over there face.

"kip of that cunt, he's a fucking Giblet face!"

by oofty July 2, 2015

Brady Face

The facial expression of someone who has cheated and gotten away with it that makes them look like a narcissistic prick with a shit-eating grin.

When the charges were dropped due to the untimely deaths of all witnesses, Michael Corleone wore his best Brady Face as the judge read the verdict.

by mastodon64 October 19, 2015

paralysis face

having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.

"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."

by DBrowning May 24, 2007

derzza face

someone who often smokes derzs.

'are you having another derz? you derzza face!'

by raphisgreat January 9, 2010

face knockin'

the act of taking another person's face, and slamming it into the ground

Andy was so mad that he started face knockin'.

by omgzzkimberly January 2, 2007

Sad Faced

When you are depressed but can't show emotion being an emotionless tool.

Example: Anthony was sad faced when they canceled Heroes but renewed One Tree Hill FUCKING AGAIN CAUSE THAT SHOW SUCKS COCK BUT THEY KEEP IT AROUND.

by Anthony Makes Cheese and Whore November 26, 2010